Jon went to the lake over the holiday weekend with our sister Beth and her hubby Bryan. The weather was not the best there either but the S.S. Minnow was never in jeopardy. Both the Barnes Boys and I suspect Beth and Bryan also are tuckered out. Jon's hands and elbows are showing remarkable improvement. We are still enjoying some digestive success and look forward to that trend continuing.
Ms Claire had the remarkable opportunity to visit Washington D.C. and attend the opening of the W.W. II Memorial. Her entire family was there and she was especially proud of her father who is a veteran.
I was able to spend some time with my bride and we even kitty sat over the weekend. (I bet our temporary guest becomes permanent) My yard was only 3 feet tall so I played Croc Hunter with my mower and got it all spruced up in no time flat.
There are some important announcements to make...
June 2 is Kathleen and Joe's 15th wedding anniversary!
Rumor has it Joe has learned a new thong dance to entice my sister and to scare those pesky revenuers away . (Look for the video at better stores later this summer)
June 3 is our baby sister Julie's 29th Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And last but very not least...some chucklehead forgot to mention that
May 25 was our sister Beth's and her hubby Bryan's wedding anniversary!
June 2 is Kathleen and Joe's 15th wedding anniversary!
Rumor has it Joe has learned a new thong dance to entice my sister and to scare those pesky revenuers away . (Look for the video at better stores later this summer)
June 3 is our baby sister Julie's 29th Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And last but very not least...some chucklehead forgot to mention that
May 25 was our sister Beth's and her hubby Bryan's wedding anniversary!
Thanks for checking up on us!
p.s. Rita yes it is me I still consider myself funny but sadly I am no longer skinny. It is great to see you visiting Jon's blog page and I hope all is well with you and yours.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
I corrected Beth's anniversary date.
