Speaking of Tony G... he was by the week before last and gave Jon a hand held, "Dharmic Powerpoint Presentation". It was very well thought out and obviously Tony had invested much time and effort into it. He said something very touching to Jon as he was leaving. "I don't know why you are so surprised so many people love you." A truer phrase has never been spoken.
For those of you who are early risers please watch the "Today Show" on Thursday of this week, we are scheduled to be outside their studio at 7:00. Hopefully you can see my bride and her kids perform. (I plan on telling the world I am having Al Rokers love child unless they put us on camera!) The kids are also going to perform at the Statue of Liberty and St. Patricks Cathedral. If I can survive the lightning bolts I should be able to post more on the blog upon our return.
No pics this week but I thought I would leave you with some cute humor...
A middle aged woman spends $5000 for a face lift and feels pretty good about herself. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," was the reply. "I'm exactly 47, " the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the
very same question. She replies, "I guess maybe... about 29?"
The woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47." Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and
asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say... 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but thank you." While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm sorry, I'm 78 and my eyesight is not so good. Although..., when I was young, there was a sure fire way to tell how old a
lady was. It may sound a little forward, but it requires me put my hands
under your bra. I could then tell you exactly how old you are." They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of her. She finally blurts out, "Oh what the hell, go ahead."
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and inside her bra and begins to feel around very slowly, very carefully. He Lifts one breast then the other and holds each and touches and caresses each breast... After a couple of minutes, she said, "Okay, okay,... that's enough, how old
am I ?" He completes one last squeeze and removes his hands, "Madam, you are exactly
47 years old." Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible,... how did you
know?"
He replied, "I was in line behind you at McDonald's."
