Monday our favorite home healthcare nurse came to visit, unfortunately after she left one of Jon's "PIC" lines started to leak. We spent this morning at the hospital getting it replaced then he had his vitamin C infusion. What a fun day! I did have some entertainment myself. I emptied the litter box and cleaned up the laundry room in anticipation of Claire's visit this weekend and our sisters Beth and Julie next week. I will be in New York with my lovely bride and 80 of the brightest, best, and hopefully oh so hopefully well behaved high school students.

An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and It could be dangerous."

"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home." "Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals so you should have your husband check that too."

"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both when I get home." True to her word when the Amish lady got home she told her husband about the broken reflector, and he said he would put a  new one on immediately.

"Also," said the Amish woman, "The policeman said there was
something wrong with the emergency brake."